I've plenty of bows to my string.

Over the years, I've had about 80 stitches in my head and face from football incidents and bar incidents, so I have lots of scars. I don't think I look intimidating, but I'm sure other people have their opinions.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

Look at me - I was the boo boy for years and years. Did I ever think I would end up in Hollywood or the FA Cup final? No, I didn't.

I'm a Conservative, but I talk for the ordinary working classes. I get on with the boys at the pub, but I can also mix with Prince Andrew. I understand both levels. The toffs haven't lived in council estates; they've just known big mansions. How can they understand how the postman feels? I would never say no to becoming an MP.