To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way.

A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.

Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.

To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way.

I fear debt. I don't like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it.

Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.

In Bollywood, people struggle because there is a new person joining every week, who joins an assembly line of people who are very replaceable. But if you are unique, you don't have to struggle that much.