I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.

Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.

To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way.

In Bollywood, people struggle because there is a new person joining every week, who joins an assembly line of people who are very replaceable. But if you are unique, you don't have to struggle that much.

Comedy is a live art, and the only way to record a comedy rock album is to do it live. The audience and their laughter is just as much a part of the album sound as our music. No retakes, no room for error.

Delhi women - they're the most beautiful women! But the fact remains that they know they are gorgeous.

When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he'd better be very good if he's going to make a life of it.