The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.

I am a living soap opera.

It is not done to let anybody be too happy. The moment two people seem to be enjoying one another's company, a good hostess introduces a third element or removes the first.

I have the perfect face for radio.

England is the only civilised country in the world where it is etiquette to fall on the food like a wolf the moment it is served. Elsewhere it is comme il faut to wait until everybody has helped himself to everything and until everything on everybody's plate is stone cold.

The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.

when we travel, most of us take too much. I always work on the assumption that I'm going to take everything with me because I don't want the second wife to have anything if the plane crashes.