Committee meetings are always held at inconvenient times and usually take place in dark, dusty rooms the temperatures of which are unsuited to the human body.

Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.

I have the perfect face for radio.

For a driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid and oneself.

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

I am a living soap opera.