A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime solving business.

if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off.

Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems.

Those Grimm brothers," she said with a sigh, "they'll never amount to anything." And she was right because all they ever became was writers.

Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?

People always talk about good, fresh country air, but I kept getting wiffs of something that was neither good nor fresh but definitely country.

The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.