If you don't like vampire games, don't play

If you don't like vampire games, don't play

A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime solving business.

Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?

The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.

There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon.

Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment.