God created women only to tame men.

History is fables agreed upon.

I read these words which are the sum of all moral philosophy, and which cut short all the disputes of the casuists: When in doubt if an action is good or bad, refrain.

Learn to cultivate your own garden.

Work is often the father of pleasure.

A physician is an unfortunate gentleman who is every day required to perform a miracle; namely to reconcile health with intemperance.

It must be confessed that the inventors of the mechanical arts have been much more useful to men than the inventors of syllogisms.