He who can lead you to believe an absurdity can lead you to commit an atrocity.

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.

A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

If one does not reflect, one thinks oneself master of everything; but when one does reflect, one realizes that one is master of nothing.

History is only the pattern of silken slippers descending the stairs to the thunder of hobnailed boots climbing upward from below.

Earth is an insane asylum, to which the other planets deport their lunatics.

If you want to kill Christianity you must abolish Sunday.