If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.

They are mad men (Jews), but you should not burn them for that.

A physician is one who pours drugs of which he knows little into a body of which he knows less.

The rude beginnings of every art acquire a greater celebrity than the art in perfection; he who first played the fiddle was looked upon as a demigod.

It is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it.

Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.

My life's dream has been a perpetual nightmare.