I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
VoltaireOne day everything will be well, that is our hope. Everything's fine today, that is our illusion.
VoltaireEvery sensible man, every honest man, must hold the Christian sect in horror. But what shall we substitute in its place? you say. What? A ferocious animal has sucked the blood of my relatives. I tell you to rid yourselves of this beast, and you ask me what you shall put in its place ?
Voltaire