If it's too silly to be said, it can always be sung.
It was decided by the university of Coimbre that the sight of several persons being slowly burned in great ceremony is an infallible secret for preventing earthquakes.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.
I keep to old books, for they teach me something; from the new I learn very little
The truths of religion are never so well understood as by those who have lost the power of reason.