History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.

I have lived eighty years of life and know nothing for it, but to be resigned and tell myself that flies are born to be eaten by spiders and man to be devoured by sorrow.

What is history? The lie that everyone agrees on.

Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.

He who doesn't have the spirit of his time, has all its misery.