A yawn may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion.

Of all religions, the Christian should of course inspire the most tolerance, but until now Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.

Fame is a heavy burden.

Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.

A circumstance which has always appeared wonderful to me, is that such sublime discoveries should have been made by the sole assistance of a quadrant and a little arithmetic.

If it's too silly to be said, it can always be sung.

A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble.