Love has various lodgings; the same word does not always signify the same thing.

No one is ignorant that our character and turn of mind are intimately connected with the water-closet.

The ancient Romans built their greatest masterpieces of architecture, their amphitheaters, for wild beasts to fight in.

A minister of state is excusable for the harm he does when the helm of government has forced his hand in a storm; but in the calm he is guilty of all the good he does not do.

Being unable to make people more reasonable, I preferred to be happy away from them

Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.

We are astonished at thought, but sensation is equally wonderful.