"I want to be a lawn." Greta Garbo.

British Prime Minister William Ewart Gladstone spent his declining years trying to guess the answer to the Irish Question; unfortunately, whenever he was getting warm, the Irish secretly changed the Question.

When setting out on a photographic holiday, always provide yourself with two cameras, one to leave in the train going and the other to leave in the cab coming back.

It is utterly forbidden to be half-hearted about gardening. You have got to love your garden whether you like it or not.

History is not what you think. It is what you can remember.

For every person wishing to teach there are thirty not wanting to be taught.

The National Debt is a very Good Thing and it would be dangerous to pay it off for fear of Political Economy.