"I want to be a lawn." Greta Garbo.

Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.

To confess that you are totally Ignorant about the horse, is social suicide: you will be despised by everybody, especially the horse.

It is utterly forbidden to be half-hearted about gardening. You have got to love your garden whether you like it or not.

"I want to be a lawn." Greta Garbo.

British Prime Minister William Ewart Gladstone spent his declining years trying to guess the answer to the Irish Question; unfortunately, whenever he was getting warm, the Irish secretly changed the Question.

The National Debt is a very Good Thing and it would be dangerous to pay it off for fear of Political Economy.