When setting out on a photographic holiday, always provide yourself with two cameras, one to leave in the train going and the other to leave in the cab coming back.

History is not what you think. It is what you can remember.

Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.

British Prime Minister William Ewart Gladstone spent his declining years trying to guess the answer to the Irish Question; unfortunately, whenever he was getting warm, the Irish secretly changed the Question.

"I want to be a lawn." Greta Garbo.

When setting out on a photographic holiday, always provide yourself with two cameras, one to leave in the train going and the other to leave in the cab coming back.

The National Debt is a very Good Thing and it would be dangerous to pay it off for fear of Political Economy.