Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.

For every person wishing to teach there are thirty not wanting to be taught.

The National Debt is a very Good Thing and it would be dangerous to pay it off for fear of Political Economy.

To confess that you are totally Ignorant about the horse, is social suicide: you will be despised by everybody, especially the horse.

When setting out on a photographic holiday, always provide yourself with two cameras, one to leave in the train going and the other to leave in the cab coming back.

It is utterly forbidden to be half-hearted about gardening. You have got to love your garden whether you like it or not.

History is not what you think. It is what you can remember.