I see little hope for a peaceful world until men are excluded from the realm of foreign policy altogether and all decisions concerning international relations are reserved for women, preferably married ones.

Aside from purely technical analysis, nothing can be said about music, except when it is bad; when it is good, one can only listen and be grateful.

Every high C accurately struck demolishes the theory that we are the irresponsible puppets of fate or chance.

Poetry makes nothing happen.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

Weep for the lives your wishes never led.