I know nothing, except what everyone knows - if there when Grace dances, I should dance.

Those who hate to go to bed fear death; those who hate to get up fear life.

A shilling life will give you all the facts.

An honest self-portrait is extremely rare because a man who has reached the degree of self-consciousness presupposed by the desire to paint his own portrait has almost always also developed an ego-consciousness which paints himself painting himself, and introduces artificial highlights and dramatic shadows.

Our researchers into Public Opinion are content That he held the proper opinions for the time of year; When there was peace, he was for peace: when there was war, he went. He was married and added five children to the population, Which our Eugenist says was the right number for a parent of his generation, And our teachers report that he never interfered with their education. Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd: Had everything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.

Fate succumbs many a species: one alone jeopardises itself.

I and the public know What all schoolchildren learn, Those to whom evil is done Do evil in return.