Let us honor if we can the vertical man, though we value none but the horizontal one

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.

Who on earth invented the silly convention that it is boring or impolite to talk shop? Nothing is more interesting to listen to, especially if the shop is not one's own.

Man desires to be free and he desires to feel important. This places him in a dilemma, for the more he emancipates himself from necessity the less important he feels.

As a rule, it was the pleasure-haters who became unjust.

We do not change as we grow up. The difference between the child and the adult is that the former doesn't know who he is and the latter does.