He's no failure. He's not dead yet.

Men have been found to deny woman intellect; they have credited her with instinct, with intuition, with a capacity to correlate cause and effect much as a dog connects its collar with a walk.

Vanity is as old as the mammoth.

He's no failure. He's not dead yet.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

It is not age which killed Boston, for no cities die of age; it is the youth of other cities.

The true America is the Middle West, and Columbus discovered nothing at all except another Europe.