Vanity is as old as the mammoth.
The true America is the Middle West, and Columbus discovered nothing at all except another Europe.
He's no failure. He's not dead yet.
Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
Men have been found to deny woman intellect; they have credited her with instinct, with intuition, with a capacity to correlate cause and effect much as a dog connects its collar with a walk.