He's no failure. He's not dead yet.
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
The true America is the Middle West, and Columbus discovered nothing at all except another Europe.
Vanity is as old as the mammoth.
Given that we glimpse what distinguishes man from the beast, is there anything that distinguishes woman from man?