He did nothing in particular, and did it very well.

When in that House MPs divide/If they've a brain and cerebellum, too/They've got to leave that brain outside/And vote just as their leaders tell 'em to.

When the enterprising burglar isn't burgling; When the cut-throat isn't occupied in crime; He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling; And listen to the merry village chime.

When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.

I love my fellow creatures - I do all the good I can - yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

Ah, pray no mistake, We are not shy; We're very wide awake The Moon and I.