I am a courtier grave and serious Who is about to kiss your hand: Try to combine a pose imperious With a demeanour nobly bland.
W. S. GilbertWhen the enterprising burglar isn't burgling; When the cut-throat isn't occupied in crime; He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling; And listen to the merry village chime.
W. S. GilbertThe idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.
W. S. Gilbert