If you're anxious to shine in the high aesthetic line as a man of culture rare, you must get up all the germs of the transcendental terms, and plant them everywhere.

A policeman's lot is not a happy one

Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.

Posterity shall know of me even less than I shall know of posterity.

I am the very model of a modern major general

Though I'm anything but clever, I could talk like that forever.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.