Saturday afternoon, although occurring at regular and well-foreseen intervals, always takes this railway by surprise.

My family pride is something inconceivable. I can't help it. I was born sneering.

A policeman's lot is not a happy one

I am the Captain of the Pinafore ; And a right good captain too! . . . . And I'm never, never sick at sea! What, never? No, never! What never? Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea! Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!

Saturday afternoon, although occurring at regular and well-foreseen intervals, always takes this railway by surprise.

I love my fellow creatures - I do all the good I can - yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!

The Law is the true embodiment of everything that's excellent; it has no kind of fault or flaw and I, my Lords, embody the Law.