I always voted at my party's call, and I never thought of thinking for myself at all.

My object all sublime I shall achieve in time- To let the punishment fit the crime- The punishment fit the crime.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

Life is a joke that's just begun.

When the enterprising burglar isn't burgling; When the cut-throat isn't occupied in crime; He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling; And listen to the merry village chime.

I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.

Saturday afternoon, although occurring at regular and well-foreseen intervals, always takes this railway by surprise.