I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.

I love my fellow creatures - I do all the good I can - yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!

I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother.

I am the Captain of the Pinafore ; And a right good captain too! . . . . And I'm never, never sick at sea! What, never? No, never! What never? Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea! Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!

I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.

He did nothing in particular, and did it very well.