It's love that makes the world go round.
Posterity shall know of me even less than I shall know of posterity.
A policeman's lot is not a happy one
I love my fellow creatures - I do all the good I can - yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!
Life is a joke that's just begun.
No good play is a success; fine writing and high morals are useless on the stage. I have been scribbling twaddle for thirty-five years to suit the public taste, and I should know.