Spurn not the nobly born with love affected; nor treat with virtuous scorn the well connected.
When in that House MPs divide/If they've a brain and cerebellum, too/They've got to leave that brain outside/And vote just as their leaders tell 'em to.
Man is nature's sole mistake.
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Things are seldom what they seem.
I love my fellow creatures - I do all the good I can - yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!