A little smoke lost in the air, that was the life of a man.

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.

Dying is the most hellishly boresome experience in the world! Particularly when it entails dying of 'natural causes'.

Sherry, the civilized drink.

D'you call life a bad job? Never! We've had our ups and downs, we've had our struggles, we've always been poor, but it's been worth it, ay, worth it a hundred times I say when I look round at my children.

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.

When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.