You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance, and the humorist, with a smile and perhaps a sigh, is more likely to shrug his shoulders than to condemn.

By the time an actor knows how to act any sort of part he is often too old to act any but a few.

Evil can be condoned only if in the beyond it is compensated by good and god himself needs immortality to vindicate his ways to man.

It is not difficult to be unconventional in the eyes of the world when your unconventionality is but the convention of your set.

Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.

Sentimentality is the only sentiment that rubs you the wrong way.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.