Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth.

Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present. When things are at their worst I find something always happens.

When things are at their worst, I find something always happens.

A bird in the hand was worth two in the bush, he told her, to which she retorted that a proverb was the last refuge of the mentally destitute.

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

"Do you like card tricks?" "No, I hate card tricks," I answered. "Well, I`ll just show you this one." He showed me three.

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.