It was such a beautiful day I decided to stay in bed.

Heaven knows what pains the author has been at, what bitter experience he has endured and what heartache suffered, to give some chance reader a few hours' relaxation or to while away the tedium of a journey.

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences.

You see, money to you means freedom; to me it means bondage.

It's asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well as your sense of the aesthetic. - Of Human Bondage

The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint.

There is no more merit in being able to attach a correct description to a picture than in being able to find out what is wrong with a stalled motorcar. In each case it is special knowledge.