In heaven, when the blessed use the telephone they will say what they have to say and not a word besides.

As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.

The drama is make-believe. It does not deal with truth but with effect.

Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.

The artist produces for the liberation of his soul. It is his nature to create as it is the nature of water to run down the hill.

I am told that today rather more than 60 per cent of the men who go to university go on a Government grant. This is a new class that has entered upon the scene. It is the white-collar proletariat. They do not go to university to acquire culture but to get a job, and when they have got one, scamp it. They have no manners and are woefully unable to deal with any social predicament. Their idea of a celebration is to go to a public house and drink six beers. They are mean, malicious and envious . They are scum.

If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.