All the words I use in my stories can be found in the dictionary-it's just a matter of arranging them into the right sentences.

There is no explanation for evil. It must be looked upon as a necessary part of the order of the universe. To ignore it is childish, to bewail it senseless.

Dying is the most hellishly boresome experience in the world! Particularly when it entails dying of 'natural causes'.

The life force is vigorous. The delight that accompanies it counter-balances all the pains and hardships that confront men. It makes life worth living.

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

He did not care upon what terms he satisfied his passion. He had even a mad, melodramatic idea to drug her.

The first duty of a woman is to be pretty, the second is to be well-groomed, and the third is never to contradict.