The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint.
W. Somerset MaughamAre you sure you can prevent yourself from falling in love one of these days? Such things do happen, you know, even to the most prudent men.' Simon gave him a strange, one might even have thought a hostile, look. I should tear it out of my heart as I'd wrench out of my mouth a rotten tooth.
W. Somerset MaughamIt was like making a blunder at a party; there was nothing to do about it, it was dreadfully mortifying, but it showed a lack of sense to ascribe too much importance to it.
W. Somerset MaughamIf people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn't be as overpopulated as it is now.
W. Somerset Maugham