It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than by praise.

Art is triumphant when it can use convention as an instrument of its own purpose.

The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to go to the devil. It is the sixth sense which enables you to enjoy the other five.

The trouble is that thinking looks like loafing. Who wants to pay people for daydreaming?

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.

I always find it more difficult to say the things I mean than the things I don't.

Most people are such fools that it is really no great compliment to say that someone is above the average.