The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to go to the devil. It is the sixth sense which enables you to enjoy the other five.

I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell... their heart's in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ.

A bird in the hand was worth two in the bush, he told her, to which she retorted that a proverb was the last refuge of the mentally destitute.

Usage is the only test. I prefer a phrase that is easy and unaffected to a phrase that is grammatical.

Charm and nothing but charm at last grows a little tiresome. It's a relief then to deal with a man who isn't quite so delightful but a little more sincere.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

As the cosmos are in place, so be it with your life.