Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.

You must not pursue a success, but fly from it.

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.

When a man's in love, he at once makes a pedestal of the Ten Commandments and stands on the top of them with his arms akimbo. When a woman's in love she doesn't care two straws for Thou Shalt and Thou Shalt Not.

The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.

A bird in the hand was worth two in the bush, he told her, to which she retorted that a proverb was the last refuge of the mentally destitute.

You see, money to you means freedom; to me it means bondage.