A soul is a troublesome possession, and when man developed it he lost the Garden of Eden.

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

Women's hearts are like old china, none the worse for a break or two.

It's no good trying to keep up old friendships. It's painful for both sides. The fact is, one grows out of people, and the only thing is to face it.

Beauty is also a Gift of God, one of the most rare and precious, and we should be thankful if we are happy enough to possess it and thankful, if we are not, that others possess it for our pleasure.

Have common sense and stick to the point.

Some American delusions: 1) That there is no class-consciousness in the country. 2) That American coffee is good. 3) That Americans are business-like. 4) That Americans are highly-sexed and that redheads are more highly sexed than others.