I'm being mocked because I don't live up to a socially determined view of what other people think a person should look like.

I have more free time than a lot of individuals, so, instead of talking, I sometimes write.

I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally.

When I was first starting to write plays, I quite literally had never heard of the idea of studying playwriting. I wouldn't have studied it even if I had heard of it.

For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.

I have an enormous appetite to see life as I know it presented in front of my eyes.

I have been vain since birth. I expected other people to like what I did, although my vanity has definitely diminished over the years.