I have been vain since birth. I expected other people to like what I did, although my vanity has definitely diminished over the years.

But because we've all been readers, we know what the experience is like, and we hope that what certain writers have given to us, we will give to someone.

The actor's role in the community is quite unlike anyone else's. Businessmen, for example, don't take their clothes off or cry in front of strangers in the course of their work. Actors do.

And my singing, I don't think I could sing Wagner or opera, but I could probably carry a tune. I was in a musical once, but it was never performed.

I have more free time than a lot of individuals, so, instead of talking, I sometimes write.

For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.

Escape before it’s too late.