I have been vain since birth. I expected other people to like what I did, although my vanity has definitely diminished over the years.

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

Escape before it’s too late.

I never planned to be an actor. It turned out I could make a living doing it.

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.

I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally.

'The Princess Bride' is by far the most popular film I've ever done. I don't think I'll ever top it.