My personal life is lived as 'me,' but my professional life is lived as other people. In other words, when I go to the office, I lie down, dream, and become 'someone else.' That's my job.

I probably have a higher opinion of my writing than the average person, at least when I'm in a good mood, but I don't really think of my plays as only being relevant to a particular month or year.

The life of an actor can be very enviable.

But because we've all been readers, we know what the experience is like, and we hope that what certain writers have given to us, we will give to someone.

I have more free time than a lot of individuals, so, instead of talking, I sometimes write.

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

I don't have a television, and I'm just not too up on television.