To all who come to this happy place: Welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America; with the hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world.

Well, at least you have led us to the small mailman and the one who smells of prunes." - "UP

To some people, I am kind of a Merlin who takes lots of crazy chances, but rarely makes mistakes. I've made some bad ones, but fortunately, the successes have come along fast enough to cover up the mistakes. When you go to bat as many times as I do, and continually improve upon your mistakes, you're bound to get a good average.

Whenever I go on a ride, I'm always thinking of what's wrong with the thing and how it can be improved.

Fear too often spells failure.

The difference in the profit and loss is usually ... do not quit.

Whether you say you can't or you can, you're right.