Don't believe something just because you didn't read it in the papers. Wait until you haven't seen it on television.

The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)

You got to be yourself, you got to discard all the bull and get YOU across ... and get what you have to say across.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.