Don't believe something just because you didn't read it in the papers. Wait until you haven't seen it on television.

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

Traces of nobility, gentleness and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly. It is just unfortunate that in the clumsy hands of a cartoonist all traits become ridiculous, leading to a certain amount of self-conscious expostulation and the desire to join battle.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

It is not good enough for things to be planned - they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into operation.

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw.