A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself.
You got to be yourself, you got to discard all the bull and get YOU across ... and get what you have to say across.
Don't take life so serious. It ain't no-hows permanent.
Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.