There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve, then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tiny blasts on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself.

It is not good enough for things to be planned - they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into operation.

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Traces of nobility, gentleness and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly. It is just unfortunate that in the clumsy hands of a cartoonist all traits become ridiculous, leading to a certain amount of self-conscious expostulation and the desire to join battle.