Let's tell the truth. Mr. Reagan will raise taxes, and so will I. He won't tell you. I just did.

I've traveled more this year than any other living human being, and if I'd traveled any more I wouldn't be living.

The Queen of England is Defender of the Faith but the President of the United States is Defender of the Constitution, which defends all faiths.

Gun bans don't disarm criminals, gun bans attract them.

Tomorrow, I'm going to a soup kitchen in Mobile. I think that will symbolize the insensitivity of this administration to human needs.

In our system, at about 11:30 on election night, they just push you off the edge of the cliff-and that's it. You might scream on the way down, but you're going to hit the bottom, and you're not going to be in elective office.

If you are sure you understand everything that is going on, you are hopelessly confused.