Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse.

I don't want to run for governor, but I don't think anyone should put public service out of the question because that's not what a good citizen does.

Women are a problem, but if you haven't already guessed, they are the kind of problem I enjoy wrestling with.

Basically the tax reform ideas are to clean up the tax system and to eliminate the loopholes that only very few make use of, to eliminate the possibility of people making millions of dollars every year and not paying any tax at all through oil depletion allowances and things like that.

Lenin said that people vote with their feet. Well, that's what's happening. They either go, or they don't go. It's all politics. It's all demographics.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

Those people upstairs think that Karl Marx was somebody who wrote a good anti-trust law.